Crush A wish Game

Granted, but the gun gets old and rusty and you can't use it anymore.


I wish I could get to level 40 on MW2...

Not granted because I don't know what MW2 IS. Besides, the answer was -8, not .5.

y=4x+2


x=0, y=2
x=-4, y=1
x=-8, y=0

I wish you knew what that meant and I would still know.

(Hey! Santa isn't dead! Gawd, don't spoil the "secret" non believer)

Granted but instead of getting worse.. he gets better.

I wish my camcorder had high quality.

Not granted because your corruption makes no sense.



(Basically, I don't grant your with if something you say is confusing. Why am I a non believer? Haven't you heard? Santa went crazy and the SWAT teams got him.)



I wish Santa was still alive.

Granted, but then he hates you because he liked being dead

I wish that I would have the political ability and luck to become president of the United States of America.

Granted. But you're a horrible president and you're so bad with money, you have to sell the New England states to pay off China or let the country or force every citizen (including homeless, injured, incarcerated and infants) to pay over $500,000 or be arrested.



I wish for a henchman servant who would be LOYAL.

Granted, but then he, unfortunately, falls down a cliff.

I wish homeless people had homes.

Granted. They throw you (yes, throw you) out of yours.


I wish for a time machine.

Granted, but it doesn't work.


I wish for a flying car!

Granted, the gravity on Earth has been taken away and you have been gifted the eighth oldest car in existence (which doesn't work, by the way)

I wish I knew why Stonehenge was build.

Granted. When you travel to the past, it explodes and you're trapped in the ancient times forever, and ever, and ever...

(Oh, and please corrupt the wishes. You can't just not grant them, or I might have to ban you from the game.)

I wish I had more MLP skins for TF2.

Granted, but somebody steals them from you.


I wish it was christmas.

Granted, however it is the last minute of Christmas and you got no presents.

I wish I would have gotten a prize at the cardboard boat race I went to today...

Granted, but the prize is a piece of grass.

I wish I could turn invisible.

Granted. No-one knows you exist anymore.

I wish for the biggest piece of cheese.

Granted, but while you are sleeping, a mouse eats it.

Wait, no wish here?

I wish I could meet "The Great and Powerful Trixie".

Granted, but they are dead.


I wish I could just finish Metroid Echoes already!

Granted. You forget to save, and just when the ending comes, your game crashes and you need to start from where you left off.

I wish I had a horse.

Granted, but It hates you.

I wish I could just go back to school already.

Granted, you need to stay in school for the rest of your life and never leave, with horrible teachers that give you detention for every step you take.

I wish Funkeys never got ignored by Mattel.

Granted. The series eventually becomes old, boring and everyone just gets out of it.

I wish I had an Apple Bloom figure for MLP.

Wish granted, but then you break it.


I wish I had the original "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard on my iPod.

Granted. It was actually a HQ illegal MP3 file, and you get arrested for having it.

I wish more people liked the pages I made on Facebook.

Granted, but nobody knows that you started the page.

I wish more people would step on my claymores in Call of Duty.

Granted, But you forget to detonate them all

I wish I could be in an episode of Gumball

(Claymores Actually detonate themselves)

Granted, but gumball hates you.

I wish I didn't have to go school shopping.

Granted, but your parents go instead and buy you baby accessories.

I wish my dog wasn't so lazy