Crush A wish Game

Granted, But you forget to detonate them all

I wish I could be in an episode of Gumball

(Claymores Actually detonate themselves)

Granted, but gumball hates you.

I wish I didn't have to go school shopping.

Granted, but your parents go instead and buy you baby accessories.

I wish my dog wasn't so lazy

Granted. He's even lazier.





I wish for a bunch of fat girls to move into town.

[I'm only doing this to see how you would corrupt it.]

Granted, but they come into your house and eat all your food.

I wish I had a robot that couldn't turn evil.

Granted, but you accidentally blow it up.


I wish I could think of something to wish for?

Wish not granted because you just did...

(If you're confused, by casting that wish, he granted itself but wasted the wish. So he corrupted it without any of my work. Less time on my part.)





I wish for a pinata.

Granted, but it has no candy in it.

I wish that flies didn't exist.

Granted. More mosquitoes exist.

I wish I was immortal.

Granted, but the universe becomes an awful place and you wish you could die.


I wish I could give myself a haircut.

Granted. The haircut goes awfully wrong.

I wish I could be better at TF2.

Granted, but nobody plays it anymore, so you have nobody to dominate.

I wish my funkeys would come to life!

Granted, but they hate you.

I wish I had a chicken (For any reason)

Granted, but you eat it and you have no chicken anymore.

I wish I had a cup that refills it self.

Granted. It refills with poison.



I wish for a table.

Granted, but it falls apart when a fly lands on it.


I wish for Super Strength!

Granted. You wanted it in your ear muscles, which you can't use, right?





I wish for a lemon burger.

Granted. The lemon burger is made of combustible lemons that Cave Johnson's engineers built, so you burn down after eating it.

I wish for a giant taco.

Granted, but It's just a taco shell and it has nothing in it.

I wish people would stop destroying my world on Fortresscraft.

Granted, so they destroy your other worlds.

I wish that I had superspeed.

Granted, but you get very tired after only one second of running.

I wish the rain forest would stop being cut down and grow back.

Granted. It grows back in your house.





I wish for a bazooka.

Granted. You get arrested for owning a bazooka, as people think you're a terrorist.

I wish I had a bigger house.

Granted. But I blow it up with my bazooka. Hey, you never took it away...



I wish I wasn't arrested.

Granted. People know you for having a bad reputation, so you are booed upon when you leave jail.

I wish life couldn't give me lemons.

Granted. It gives you salamanders.





I wish for a pony skull.

Granted. You get arrested for animal cruelty.

I wish I could finish my homework.

Granted, but then a "broken" fan in the corner of your room turns on, and the homework blinds you by hitting your face, and you fall on the fan.





I wish for a dolphinl.