Crush A wish Game

Granted, but you get a concussion that makes you forget that you were.

I wish that I was never involved in many many arguments.

Granted, but then I suddenly get back in one :/

I wish people could start playing these games again

Granted but they suddenly stop again like they used to

I wish people could appreciate the fact that people have different interests

Granted, but then everyone has the same interests!

I wish I had more wishes

Granted but then a time paradox is caused

I wish people could stop hating on ponies :c

Granted, but there are no ponies!

I wish I knew why ponies are so popular...

Granted, but suddenly they get old just as you get into them

I wish I could finally get that domination against my nemesis in TF2!

Wish granted, but you get sick of dominating him and you find a new nemisis that you can't beat.

I wish I wasn't starting my Pokemon Walkthrough videos over.

You're not. It's the walkthrough of some game you've never heard of for a controller you don't own.





I wish those days (days) could (could) come back once more.

Granted, but they pass by again

I wish I could see a Sonic Rainboom in real life

Granted. It's dead, but it is a Sonic Rainboom.


I wish I could perform Fool's Mate (In Chess, that's checkmate in 2 moves - the best possible game) on someone.

(I have.,UBFunkaneer)

Wish granted, but your opponent gets furious and throws the board, knocking a piece into your eye, and know you can only see out of your left eye.


I wish I new what to use my last Microsoft Points on!!

Granted, but whatever you get doesn't arrive in the mail!!!

I wish that the Qinling Panda is more well known.

(It's a digital download.)



Granted. It's famous for being the Dodo of mammals.





I wish more people liked GOOD music, and I would still like GOOD music, and the definition of GOOD music would not change.

Granted, but then the good music becomes overrated.

I wish someone could port Touhou: Ten Desires into the Mac!

Granted, but the game is too awesome for your Mac, and your mac blows up.

I wish my Summer wasn't going so fast!

Granted. It goes EVEN FASTER.


I wish this game would be locked.

Granted, But everyone despises you for getting it locked and they shove you out.


I wish people would stop destroying my world in fortress craft!

They don't. They destroy everything else instead, including things that support it. Like your computer.



I wish I knew what was your avatar.

Granted, but then it's avatar change time!

I wish I had a wish to wish

You just did, so you wasted your wish...


I wish I remembered typing my last wish (avatar one).

Granted, but then you suffer from amnesia and suddenly forget.

I wish I knew everypony in Ponyville.

Wish not granted.


I wish for a loyal ninja servant. (Keyword: loyal)

Granted, but the ninja servant turns against you.

I wish my wish was granted.

Wish still not granted.

(Dude, did you not read the keyword? "Loyal" means they don't turn against me. Ever.)

I wish for chocolate covered chickens.

Wish Granted, but they eat themselves.


I wish for a portal gun.

Granted. It only shoots 1 portal though.

I wish I was better at TF2

Your wish STILL isn't granted.

I wish that the 27 Club never existed, and it wouldn't become the 26 Club or anything lower than 27.