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Stocking Anarchy
Posts : 1593 Join date : 2010-06-29
Location : Daten City Humor : yellow triangles, wut
| Subject: False Facts Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:08 am | |
| In here, we post facts that sound just plain farfetched and untrue, like the ones from the Fact Core in Portal 2. It's simple. Here's an example of a few.
Fact Core: "Fact: Space does not exist." Sakuya Izayoi: "We don't use Meiling as a gatekeepeer for the Scarlet Devil Mansion. We use garden gnomes instead." Scout: "Pancakes were invented by cavemen by squashing rocks into flat surfaces."
Ok, let's go.
"The square root of rope is string."
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courtbieber Whisper
Posts : 41 Join date : 2011-05-14
Location : SOMEWHEREEEE........ Humor : i love bieber!!!!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:47 pm | |
| the baby in toy story 3 is real!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! | |
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Stocking Anarchy
Posts : 1593 Join date : 2010-06-29
Location : Daten City Humor : yellow triangles, wut
| Subject: Re: False Facts Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:15 am | |
| "The Saxxy Award Trophy is not actually made of 100% Australium gold. It is in fact metal painted in gold coating." | |
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Rayman
Posts : 808 Join date : 2010-01-22
Location : Elmore High Humor : FISH SLAP!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:11 pm | |
| "The world ended back in the New Millennium, and you were just born on a different planet called Earth that's a copy of original Earth."
WAT?
"I don't know, sir." | |
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trexeric Domo
Posts : 460 Join date : 2010-05-07
Location : Lotus Sanctuary Humor : Everything, Yet Nothing
| Subject: Re: False Facts Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:37 pm | |
| Columbus discovered America (it was Leif Eriksson) | |
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Stocking Anarchy
Posts : 1593 Join date : 2010-06-29
Location : Daten City Humor : yellow triangles, wut
| Subject: Re: False Facts Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:17 pm | |
| "Half Life 2 Episode 3 will not be delayed. All you have to do to stop delaying it is to keep making fat jokes about Gabe Newell." | |
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courtbieber Whisper
Posts : 41 Join date : 2011-05-14
Location : SOMEWHEREEEE........ Humor : i love bieber!!!!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:51 pm | |
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Stocking Anarchy
Posts : 1593 Join date : 2010-06-29
Location : Daten City Humor : yellow triangles, wut
| Subject: Re: False Facts Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:53 am | |
| "You will never go to space." | |
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trexeric Domo
Posts : 460 Join date : 2010-05-07
Location : Lotus Sanctuary Humor : Everything, Yet Nothing
| Subject: Re: False Facts Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:04 pm | |
| Only 300 Greeks faced tens of thousands of Persians. In real life, about a thousand Greeks fought against tens of thousands of Persians. Soon, only about 500 Greeks were left, including 300 Spartans (that's were the legend came from) | |
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UBFunkaneer Mega Member
Posts : 1249 Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Milla Vanilla. Oh Ritta. -- Medium Richard Humor : Esta frase es en español.
| Subject: Re: False Facts Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:06 pm | |
| Baby Carriages were invented in Italy, but instead of putting a baby in them, a fisherman put a fresh caught flounder in it.
In the 1500s, if a married man flirted with another woman, he was called "a ship in a bottle". | |
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Lucky102
Posts : 1795 Join date : 2010-01-03
Location : Below the Forums Humor : I repeat things for Emphasis. EMPHASIS!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:15 pm | |
| Bananas are the future phones. | |
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UBFunkaneer Mega Member
Posts : 1249 Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Milla Vanilla. Oh Ritta. -- Medium Richard Humor : Esta frase es en español.
| Subject: Re: False Facts Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:41 pm | |
| In the 1930s, it was common law for a cow to be in a hotel room at all times. | |
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Lucky102
Posts : 1795 Join date : 2010-01-03
Location : Below the Forums Humor : I repeat things for Emphasis. EMPHASIS!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:11 am | |
| Macaroni and Cheese will be replaced by Rotini and Ketchup. | |
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trexeric Domo
Posts : 460 Join date : 2010-05-07
Location : Lotus Sanctuary Humor : Everything, Yet Nothing
| Subject: Re: False Facts Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:28 am | |
| In the middle ages, people called 'Malchatetamenions' were the creators of the Black Death. | |
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UBFunkaneer Mega Member
Posts : 1249 Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Milla Vanilla. Oh Ritta. -- Medium Richard Humor : Esta frase es en español.
| Subject: Re: False Facts Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:21 pm | |
| The first girl scouts sold toilets. | |
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trexeric Domo
Posts : 460 Join date : 2010-05-07
Location : Lotus Sanctuary Humor : Everything, Yet Nothing
| Subject: Re: False Facts Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:45 pm | |
| "Bob" means computer in Latin | |
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Lucky102
Posts : 1795 Join date : 2010-01-03
Location : Below the Forums Humor : I repeat things for Emphasis. EMPHASIS!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:51 pm | |
| Aliens are Living in your toaster. | |
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trexeric Domo
Posts : 460 Join date : 2010-05-07
Location : Lotus Sanctuary Humor : Everything, Yet Nothing
| Subject: Re: False Facts Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:25 pm | |
| When Alexander the Great conquered his empire, he name a single city Alexandria. He was that humble. (In real life, he named A LOT of cities after himself. Yes, he was that humble.) | |
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Lucky102
Posts : 1795 Join date : 2010-01-03
Location : Below the Forums Humor : I repeat things for Emphasis. EMPHASIS!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:07 am | |
| The Xbox360 is the worst thing ever. | |
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UBFunkaneer Mega Member
Posts : 1249 Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Milla Vanilla. Oh Ritta. -- Medium Richard Humor : Esta frase es en español.
| Subject: Re: False Facts Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:23 pm | |
| In the 1990s, it was a custom for a child's first christmas gift to be dental floss. (Yeah, that was the same age where the most famous one-hit wonders were "I'm Too Sexy" and "I Like Big Butts") Today is Dumm Urlaub, the day for the headless boys. (In reality, Dumm Urlaub means "Dumb Holiday") | |
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Lucky102
Posts : 1795 Join date : 2010-01-03
Location : Below the Forums Humor : I repeat things for Emphasis. EMPHASIS!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:50 pm | |
| This New Theme Isn't Awesome. | |
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UBFunkaneer Mega Member
Posts : 1249 Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Milla Vanilla. Oh Ritta. -- Medium Richard Humor : Esta frase es en español.
| Subject: Re: False Facts Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:08 pm | |
| During the 1700s, wealthy families called their god "Mr. Williams" | |
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Lucky102
Posts : 1795 Join date : 2010-01-03
Location : Below the Forums Humor : I repeat things for Emphasis. EMPHASIS!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:17 pm | |
| OMG means "Oh,My Grandmother!"
(Actually that would be O,MG) | |
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UBFunkaneer Mega Member
Posts : 1249 Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Milla Vanilla. Oh Ritta. -- Medium Richard Humor : Esta frase es en español.
| Subject: Re: False Facts Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:49 pm | |
| Spain and Portgual went to war in 1566 for if it was "Cheese & Macaroni" or "Macaroni & Cheese" | |
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trexeric Domo
Posts : 460 Join date : 2010-05-07
Location : Lotus Sanctuary Humor : Everything, Yet Nothing
| Subject: Re: False Facts Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:23 pm | |
| In 1066, William the Conqueror invaded Belgium in search for the perfect waffle. | |
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