How Do You Make Your Monkey Fly?

Name ways to make a monkey fly. (Remember - Monkeys can put up a struggle)

I make my monkey fly by telling it to get wings.

I wrap a rope around its tail, wrap the other end of the rope on a crain, (the machine, not the animal, if I spelt it wrong,) and make the person using the crain think they're wrecking down a house, and they swing the crain arm, making the rope come off and the monkey fly!

I summon Chuck Norris to make him roundhouse kick the monkey and make him fly.

Correction: No one can summon Chuck Norris. Plus,

I make my new monkey fly by using telekinesis on it.

I mutate a monkey with an Angry Bird from the iPhone/iPad app Angry Birds, and then it begins flying by being slinged with a slingshot.

Now I send it to Mount Everest with Leonardo DaVinci's flying machine and tell it to jump off.

I tie a rope around a monkey, and also tie it around a small jet or airplace wing. Hopefully it survives!

now I tell it to fly! (How brutal - they should count that as animal cruelty)

I make my monkey fly by giving it a job as a pilot.

I give it the airplane made by the Wright Brothers

The monkey evolves into a winged monkey and flies.

My Monkey Has Hover-Boots!

I tell the world's top scientists to create a flying monkey.

the monkey is in a mine field that explodes and mkes it fly in the air

The monkey rides on an airborne eagle.

I now make it fly with wings

The monkey gets spring boots that make him jump higher than normal whenever he jumps.

I tell my monkey to get onto a fighter plane and jump off and land in a helicopter.

The monkey ties balloons onto a backpack that he recently got, and he flies in midair c:

My Monkey Evolves Into a Winged Monkey!

The monkey takes skydiving lessons.

the monkey enters the house in the movie up

The Monkey Turns into a Super Monkey.

The Monkey evolves into a human pilot