9,001 Things to Do When You Are Bored

87- Dance with a otter

88 - Wear a skirt steak.
89 - Buy a bubble dress.
90 - Poke someone's eye out with your shirt.

91- Play Call of Mini: Zombies on your iPod.

92 - Forcefeed a woman until she gains 100 pounds and barely fits in her shirt.

93 - Push the bombcart to the final terminus
94 - Capture all the enemy team's control points
95 - Celebrate Explosion Day

96-Make a pizza without dough.

97- Make a Youtube account and go on JB's "Baby" and troll about ow bad he is.

(No, only people with no lives troll like that. They have nothing better to do that downrate people. They are the kind of people who end up as bullies.)

98 - Randomly shout to people, "Who has the better girlfriend? Me or Hitler?"
99 - Randomly shout to people, "Who has the better car? Me or Hitler?"
100 - Spend time writing down 99 things to do instead of actually doing them.

101- Make the night last forever
102- Throw a party
103- Be 20% cooler
104- Eat a Sandvich
105- Become a mindless, rampaging werewolf

106- Wonder why UBFunkaneer hates you and thinks your a bully.
107- Bomb a deserted island

108 - Explain you don't hate Rastro, but people who do that sort of thing have no lives.

109- Try to re-install UB Funkeys.

110- Go to space
111- Be trapped in the moon for 1,000 years

(I hope they'll make a Portal 3 before 1,000 Years!. Well, Maybe Wheatley won't be in Portal 3 if they make one.)

112~ Become obsessed with Halo 3 multiplayer after you haven't played it for several months.

113- Wonder if you will ever fly

114 - Play Avril Lavigne music extra loud while your dad is sleeping.

115 - Be an Engineer.
116 - Make your Steam Name "Applejack"

117 Go Camping in the hottest time period of the year.

118 Wear a Shaun White shirt.

119 - Scream and holler
120 - Watch Season 1 of MLP: Friendship is Magic

(You guys realize you can post up to 5 things, right?)

121 - Bump a thread like this into oblivion

122 - Fake a gruesome death.
123 - Become emo for a day.
124 - Become someone of the opposite gender for a day.

UBFunkaneer wrote:

122 - Fake a gruesome death.

A.K.A. Use the Dead Ringer

125 - Be like all those mainstream Need For Speed fans out there that whine about Underground 3.
126 - Clear the sky in 10 seconds flat

(A dead ringer is someone who looks exactly like smeone else.)



127 - Hire backup dancers for a performance.
128 - Give the backup dancers the wrong size dresses intentionally.
129 - Tell anyone who disagrees with you they're addicted to hugs.
130 - Ask if people have a weapon.
131 - When they say no, accuse them of lying.

UBFunkaneer wrote:

(A dead ringer is someone who looks exactly like smeone else.)

This is what I was referring to.

132 - Go mentally insane
133 - Make cupcakes

134 - Copy off the person above you.

135 - Randomly shout to people "Yes, you DO look fat in that."

136 - Make more pre-recorded messages
137 - Talk about the control group all day

138- Buy Moon Rocks that You don't have Money for.
139- Become deathly ill because of them.