Crush A wish Game

Granted. People start holding grudges against you because you're pub-stomping them all the time. (The same thing happened to me )

I wish I had more Strange weapons in TF2.

Granted, But you can only use each of them once.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted. You never become sick again, even on days you wish you wanted to be sick.

I wish I could stop forgetting to post a wish.

Granted, but You forget to post a crush.


I wish I could find more stuff on TF2..

Granted... you find viruses that infect every piece of technology you have....

I wish it was the weekend...

Granted, but You have 48 hours of homework to do.


I wish that Dinner was ready..

Granted. You don't get any food.

I wish there was a way to make more money in NFS: Carbon after completing every race :/

Granted, but they run out of Money.

I wish I was in school today..

Granted. You're trapped there FOREVERRRRR

I wish I was tougher than I am irl.

Granted, but your a bully and nobody wants to hang out with you.

I wish I had the Money for Both Battlefield 3 and MW3..

Granted, but a rabid dog comes along and chews all of it up.

I wish I was at Cedar Point right now!

Granted. It's closed.

I wish that the construction floors I have in Tiny Tower would finish Construction.

Granted, but they all break and you have to start over.

I wish RCT3 could let me post videos to YT!

Granted, but the videos are removed.

I wish I new what RCT3 meant?

Granted. Once you finally figure out, you get hit in the head by a brick and you end up with amnesia.

I wish the Portal 2 Peer Review DLC would release already.

Granted, but you can't play it.

I wish FortressCraft V1.1 Would just release already..

Granted, but your Xbox explodes.

I wish the White Spy won more!

Granted. He gets accused of hacking.

I wish my ping would be lower in TF2.

Granted, it get's so low your account explodes with all of it's data. (I RAN OUT OF IDEAS)

I wish TF2 took just a little faster to boot up!

Granted. However, when you're playing, the framerate is about 1-5 FPS (which means the game runs very slow)

I wish DJ Had Wished for something.

Granted. You forget to wish for something.

I wish I went to the moon.

Granted, but you are trapped there with an annoying space core.

I wish I could sleep all day.

Granted. People think you're in a coma.

I wish I had 2 Refined Metal.

Wish granted. Then a giant pterodactyl comes out and eats you.

Uh, granted. Unfortunately, you forgot to wish for anything, so nothing turns to something, thus destroying time and space.

I wish time and space was mended back to the way it was!

Granted, But after it is you get mugged.

I wish I could spread my wings, and FFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Granted, but you hit the roof on the way up, knocking you back down to Earth.

I wish for world peace.