Favorite quotes (from anything)

Subject: Favorite quotes (from anything) Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:49 am

Here's a few of my fave quotes.

The Spy wrote:: This is Scout, rainbows make me cry!

GLaDOS wrote:: This... Sentence... Is... FALSE!

Wheatley wrote:: They told me if I ever turn this flashlight on, I would die! They tell me that about everything! I mean, I don't get why they bother giving me this stuff if the don't want me to use it. It's pointless, mad!"

Cave Johnson wrote:: I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to build a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Meet the Medic wrote:: Heavy: DOKTOR, ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?!
Medic: Hahaha, I HAVE NO IDEA!

What are your favorite quotes?

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:43 pm

"To a land where unicorns poop fireflies."
-Me when someone Asks "Where are we going?"

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:51 pm

"I feel a little warmer on my lower backside....AHHHH!THEY BURNED OUR TAILZ!TEAM ROCKET'S BLAZIN' OFF AGAIN!"
What?Their butts caught on FIRE!That's HILARIOUS!

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:46 pm

"Life is really simple, but we make it complicated" ~ Confucius

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:39 am

The Heavy wrote:: I was told we would be fighting MEN!

Fluttershy wrote:: Yay!

(Yeah, I'm a brony)

Space Core wrote:: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:21 pm

"Sal, take your t-shirt off. You're getting linguini all over me."

- Sophia Petrillo, from The Golden Girls

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:52 am

"If you die in the middle of the song, I will NOT edit it out."

- Coughey Robinson

"And Burt Reynolds is in a commanding lead with fourteen dollars."

- Alex Trebek (as played by Will Ferrell)

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:07 pm

"TANGO DOWN!"- Black Ops Solider (Multiplayer), Black Ops

"Kill Confirmed."- Black Ops Solider (Multiplayer), Black Ops

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:34 pm

Check my signature.

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:53 pm

"I AM VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" Viktor Reznov/Alex Mason

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:30 am

Rainbow Dash wrote:: Eh, it needs to be about... 20% more cooler.

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:08 am

"If you start bleeding and notice that your blood is pure gasoline, that's because we have been shooting you with an invisible laser that turns your blood into gasoline. So all that means is that it's working."~Cave Johnson

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:31 pm

"Best at capturing pokemon.....ON FILM?!Heh, I thought he actually CAPTURES them.Heh heh, I made a mistake."
"YOU'RE THE MISTAKE!(punch)"
"MEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
-The Rocket Trio Wink

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:37 pm

On Jeopardy....

Alex Trebek: Here is your final category.... you know what? Just write a number. Any number. Like 1. Or 2. 3. Maybe a 4... Ok, French Stewart, what did you say?
French Stewart: Threeve.
Alex Trebek: Threeve. A mixture of 3 and 5.
French Stewart: Don't worry, I didn't cheat. It all came from this noggin.
Alex Trebek: And you wagered...
French Stewart: Texas with a dollar sign next to it.
Alex Trebek: OK... Burt Reynolds, what about you?
Burt Reynolds: I didn't wager anything.
Alex Trebek: Good boy. And you, Sean Connery?
Sean Connery: V.
Alex Trebek: Good lord, are we recording this? V is the roman numeral for 5, so let's see your wager.
Sean Connery: Alex Trebek stinks. (The V was the upper part of the "k" in Trebek.)
Alex Trebek: I am stunned. (Burt Reynolds puts an oversized hat on Alex.)
Alex Trebek: GET THAT THING OFF ME!!!

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:49 pm

"I'm not off duty until after your bedtime."-Officer Jenny

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:43 pm

Heavy wrote:: Oh my God... who touched Sasha? Well then.... Who touched my gun?!

Soldier wrote:: And from that day forward, every time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo! Unless it's a farm!

Medic wrote:: It gets better! When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard of again! Hahahaha!

Scout wrote:: Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? I hurt people.

Demoman wrote:: One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and kablooie!

Engineer wrote:: I solve practical problems.

Sniper wrote:: Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy.

Spy wrote:: He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be- -shot-

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:59 pm

Dorothy Zbornak: OH MY GOD! MY MOTHER WANTS TO DATE ME! Are you happy Blanche?

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:40 am

Fluttershy wrote:: Oh, I'm so frustrated, I could just scream! *silent screaming*

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:56 am

You never told me not to use the microwave to dry off my cat!

Weird Al

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:13 am

Touhou 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom wrote:: Prismriver Sisters: Dog meat! Dog meat!
Sakuya: Human meat!

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:02 pm

Larry: "You're not a very nice person."

General Skarr: "I'LL KILL YOU!"

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:26 am

"Hey, hey lady, I'm the best at space." -Space Core, Portal 2

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:10 am

(This was right after a guy performed a song called "Your (beep) is on fire!")

Blake: He just pointed to me and sang "Your (beep) is on fire!"
Adam: Na, I think he pointed to Christina.

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:17 am

"I'm the world champion, I bet you can't beat me~ *squee*" ~Fluttershy, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Subject: Re: Favorite quotes (from anything) Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:24 pm

Anatoly: We've sent a strong message with this attack, Makarov.
Vladimir Makarov: That was no message...
[Shoots player character]
Vladimir Makarov: This is a message.

This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives and we die, his truth becomes written-and ours is lost. Then he'll be a hero. 'Cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history... But only if he lives, and we die.

~Captain Price

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