Jokes

This is a section where you can post funny jokes. But remember... Don't hurt anyone's feelings or say anything that could be offensive to others. But, Have Fun! And if you don't know any jokes then make one up!!

Ok lets start..............................
Knock! Knock!
Whose there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Dont cry... It's just a joke.
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- Now you try... Lets try to make an online joke book. Ok ready... set... LEGGOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Come on people!!! Don't you know any jokes?????????????

Nope. LOL

What's the difference between UBFunkaneer and a pit bull? You can teach a pit bull to shut up.

Here is a pun:

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was SO ugly, that everybody died.

The End.

Announcer: And now, it's time to play: "What's That Name?" And here's your host -- Vince Blight!

[ Vince Blight runs onto the game set ]

Vince Blight: Hello! Hello and welcome to "What's That Name?: Celebrity Edition"! The rules are the same as always: We show you a person, you tell us their name. And our contestants today are JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!

Justin Timberlake: Alright! How you doing, Vince Blight!

Vince Blight: Good, good! And LADY GAGA!!

Lady Gaga: [ covering one eye ] I'm ready to play... and win!

Vince Blight: Alright! And the firt question goes to you, Justin: [ reveal image ] "This funky feline rapped with Paula Abdul." What's That Name?

Justin Timberlake: I know that. Uhhhh... that's MC Skat Cat!

[ ding! ]

Justin Timberlake: [ singing ] "Two steps forward, two steps back..."

Vince Blight: Oh, you're the man, J.T.! You just won ten dollars. Next up: Lady Gaga. [ reveal image ] "Though best known for acting in 'The Princess Bride', he's also written several off-Broadway plays."

Lady Gaga: That is Wallace Shawn.

[ ding! ]

Vince Blight: Alright! Ten dollars to you! Ready to go again, J.T.?

Justin Timberlake: You know it, Vince!

Vince Blight: [ he chuckles ] Ah, this next question is worth $100,000! Here to read the clue... is the woman herself.

[ Katie runs out ]

Katie: We kissed at the W Hotel two weeks ago. It was after your premiere. You told me I was beautiful, and to, uh, never give up on my photography! What's my name?

Justin Timberlake: [ dumbfounded ] ...Hey, girl! You... you look good!

Katie: I know! That's why you kissed me! What's my name? We had an inside joke about how my feet were cold! What's my name?

Justin Timberlake: Uhhh... a hot babe like you... you gotta have a hot name! So... Cheyenne.

[ buzz! ]

Vince Blight: Audience! What's That Name?

Audience: KATIE!!

Katie: Maybe you would have remembered me... if I was a rapping cat.

Vince Blight: Ooooooohhhh! Good takedown!

Justin Timberlake: [ defensive ] Okay, look -- what the (removed By admin) kind of show is this?

Vince Blight: It's "What's That Name?: Celebrity Edition"! Okay, Lady Gaga, you're up next.

Justin Timberlake: Get ready, Gaga... this game's tough.

Vince Blight: We've got another walk-on clue.

[ Alphonse steps out ]

Alphonse: You don't know me. I saw your Monster show and I hung out by the stage door.

Lady Gaga: [ excited ] Al-Phonse!

[ ding! ]

Justin Timberlake: How -- how could you remember him?

Lady Gaga: He said he loves my music. You don't forget something like that!

[ Timberlake appears stung ]

Lady Gaga: Alphonse. The woman next to you in the Jazzy -- that was your sister, Marie, right?

Alphonse: Yeah, yeah! You know, her knees are lousy.

Lady Gaga: Well, you go see MY guy at Lennox Hill! He's the BEST! And you have him send me the bill.

Alphonse: I pray for you in church!

Lady Gaga: And I for you.

Justin Timberlake: This show's awful...

Vince Blight: I think you're awful!

Justin Timberlake: Look, man... I'm just trying to raise some money for my charity, The Hope Foundation.

Vince Blight: [ sarcastically ] Ah, the Hope Foundation! What do they do?

Justin Timberlake: Well, you know... they, uh... uh... they, uh... they.. they raise hope. Uh... they raise hope --

[ buzz! ]

Lady Gaga: If I may, Vince: They promote musical education.

Vince Blight: Thanks, Gaga! And, uh, who are you playing for?

Lady Gaga: I am playing for the People of Japan, of course.

Vince Blight: Of course! Playing for any other cause would be a slap in their face! [ Timberlake is visibly annoyed ] So, Justin -- you ready to forget the next name?

Justin Timberlake: [ irked ] Okay! Alright! I just want to say that I meet a lot of people every day, and I love ALL of my fans, okay? But when you only spend two minutes with someone in passing, it's hard to remember their names!

Vince Blight: That's fair. Okay, no worry, J.T. Next clue shouldn't be hard. Bring him out!

[ Chris Kirkpatrick, formerly of N*Sync steps out ]

Chris Kirkpatrick: I was in N*Sync with you! But I'm NOT Lance Bass, you, or Joey Fatone! What's my name?

[ Timberlake is dumbstruck, as Lady Gaga covers her mouth ]

Vince Blight: If you can tell me even part of his name... I'll give every charity on Earth TEN MILLION DOLLARS!

Lady Gaga: [ still covering her mouth ] Oh, I know it, I know it, I know it, I know it...

Vince Blight: I KNOW you know it, Gaga! You know it! But it's J.T.'s turn.

Chris Kirkpatrick: Come on, man! What's my name, J.T.!

Justin Timberlake: [ shaking his head ] Uh... I think it's like, uh... I know this. Uh... Chu-, Choy-. Char-... Charney! Chartie!

Vince Blight: [ amused ] You think his name is "Chartie"? We don't need a buzzer to know that that's wrong! But let's hear one, anyway!

[ buzz! ]

Vince Blight: Audience! What's That Name!

Lady Gaga: CHRIS KIRKPATRICK!!

Audience: CHRIS KIRKPATRICK!!

Justin Timberlake: I -- I -- I knew that! I knew that! I knew that!

Vince Blight: Yeah, okay -- what's his name? Real quick! We just said it!

Justin Timberlake: [ stumbling ] Kirk -- Kirk -- Kirk Charlie!

[ buzz! ]

Vince Blight: You are awful! You're awful! And that's our show. I'd like to thank the two of you for playing!

Lady Gaga: And I... would like to thank the crew. The entire crew! Eddie... Mike C... Donna. And everyone in the audience: Matt...

[ fade ]