Favorite quotes (from anything)

(This was right after a guy performed a song called "Your (beep) is on fire!")

Blake: He just pointed to me and sang "Your (beep) is on fire!"
Adam: Na, I think he pointed to Christina.

"I'm the world champion, I bet you can't beat me~ *squee*" ~Fluttershy, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Anatoly: We've sent a strong message with this attack, Makarov.
Vladimir Makarov: That was no message...
[Shoots player character]
Vladimir Makarov: This is a message.




This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives and we die, his truth becomes written-and ours is lost. Then he'll be a hero. 'Cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history... But only if he lives, and we die.

~Captain Price

"Date: D-A-T-E. Social Activity undertaken by two people to asses they're sertibility to a relationship. It is also a fruit that makes you poop."

I'm a microwave!


...That's the quote.

"CONFOUND THOSE DOVER BOYS, THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!" ~Dan Backslide

This spawned the "CONFOUND THOSE PONIES" fad.

Captain Shepard; You got the info?
Ghost; Yup.
Shepard; Good.
[Shoots Ghost and Roach(Player Character).]

Shepard;[Reloads]
That ties up one loose end.

-Dr. House comes in, holding a boombox in one hand and his cane in the other, while wearing shutter shades and playing "Fight The Power" on the boombox-
Doctor: House, what are you doing?
House: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm fighting the power!

"You cannot Cheat death- only death may cheat you." (Original!)

"Since when Has Public Flesh Burning Been a Crime?" TCA [I don't want to say the full name because it has cussing in it.]

Ian McKinley: I'm not dying!

Moments later Ian died in a gruesome accident...

"You call that a warface?! AAAAHHHHH!!!! That's a warface!" - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

Rose: How can you hate a living thing?

Frieda: I hate you.

Rose: Drop dead.

(Which, ironically, is what Frieda did.)

Rangers Lead the Way! -Army Rangers

Counter UAV Up! They're blind!- Team when a Coutner UAV is activated

Victory is within Our Grasp!- Team when Winning with less than a minute left in the match.

^^^^^MW2

Luckyest wrote:

"You cannot Cheat death- only death may cheat you." (Original!)

Here's a quote that reminds me of.



"Death doesn't like to be cheated." - William Bludworth, from the FD series.

"An Eye for an Eye makes the whole world blind"
~Ghandi

"...you live in a van! Hahahahahahah!" ~The Spy, upon dominating an enemy Sniper

'May I borrow you earpeice? This is scout! Rainbows make me cry!'
- Spy

"See? Ten seconds flat!" ~Rainbow Dash

''NO ITS NOT'' ~ Anais

"I AM A STEGO-SAURUS!"
-Dinosaur, asdfmovie4

"You May think I'm mad... But soon you'll see, that every move- every strike... Was Meant to bring us to this!"
~Makarov, MW3

"The Life you knew before is gone.

Today-
We fight to bring it back!"
~Captain Price, MW3 Official Trailer

"We use the shadows to serve light. We are the Assassins."
~Altair Ibn, Assassin's Creed.

Starfire: (poking a toaster) What does this evil fighting contraption do?
[The box shoots out two waffles. They land on a plate and syrup and butter are put on them.]
Raven: Evil beware. We have waffles.

Panty: Stocking?
Stocking: What is it?
Panty: Don't tell me you're.... dieting!?

"Fool Me Once- Shame on you.
Fool me Twice- Shame on me.
Fool me thrice- You get stabbed in the throat."

~Birgirpal of Youtube