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Lucky102
Posts : 1795 Join date : 2010-01-03
| Subject: Re: False Facts Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:17 pm | |
| OMG means "Oh,My Grandmother!"
(Actually that would be O,MG) | |
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UBFunkaneer Mega Member
Posts : 1249 Join date : 2010-02-13
| Subject: Re: False Facts Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:49 pm | |
| Spain and Portgual went to war in 1566 for if it was "Cheese & Macaroni" or "Macaroni & Cheese" | |
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trexeric Domo
Posts : 460 Join date : 2010-05-07
| Subject: Re: False Facts Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:23 pm | |
| In 1066, William the Conqueror invaded Belgium in search for the perfect waffle. | |
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Lucky102
Posts : 1795 Join date : 2010-01-03
Location : Below the Forums Humor : I repeat things for Emphasis. EMPHASIS!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:29 pm | |
| Luigi was supposed to be the star of nintendo, but he was too tall to fit on the screen. | |
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UBFunkaneer Mega Member
Posts : 1249 Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Milla Vanilla. Oh Ritta. -- Medium Richard Humor : Esta frase es en español.
| Subject: Re: False Facts Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:50 pm | |
| The first person to pull a rabbit out of a hat was burned as a witch. (You know, it wouldn't surprise if me that was true.) | |
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Rayman
Posts : 808 Join date : 2010-01-22
Location : Elmore High Humor : FISH SLAP!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:05 pm | |
| Cottage Cheese is made from carbon and ink. | |
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Lucky102
Posts : 1795 Join date : 2010-01-03
Location : Below the Forums Humor : I repeat things for Emphasis. EMPHASIS!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:07 pm | |
| Phones Were Originally a 5,000,000 Mile long Network of String all attached to cans. | |
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trexeric Domo
Posts : 460 Join date : 2010-05-07
Location : Lotus Sanctuary Humor : Everything, Yet Nothing
| Subject: Re: False Facts Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:26 pm | |
| Shakespeare had over 100 Barbie dolls. | |
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Rayman
Posts : 808 Join date : 2010-01-22
Location : Elmore High Humor : FISH SLAP!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:12 pm | |
| A skeleton wearing a robe was found in a ladies toilet. | |
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Lucky102
Posts : 1795 Join date : 2010-01-03
Location : Below the Forums Humor : I repeat things for Emphasis. EMPHASIS!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:17 am | |
| Putting a Man on the moon in 1969 was to investigate an alien ship that had crash-landed there. | |
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UBFunkaneer Mega Member
Posts : 1249 Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Milla Vanilla. Oh Ritta. -- Medium Richard Humor : Esta frase es en español.
| Subject: Re: False Facts Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:48 am | |
| During the 40s, "surgery" meant "I'm getting bread". | |
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trexeric Domo
Posts : 460 Join date : 2010-05-07
Location : Lotus Sanctuary Humor : Everything, Yet Nothing
| Subject: Re: False Facts Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:14 am | |
| In 3011, some people will have evolved into human robots that can expel life forms to Mars. By that time, all normal, human humans will be colonizing Mars. (due to the human robots expelling them) | |
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UBFunkaneer Mega Member
Posts : 1249 Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Milla Vanilla. Oh Ritta. -- Medium Richard Humor : Esta frase es en español.
| Subject: Re: False Facts Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:57 pm | |
| Where I came from, once, the doctor gave the village idiot, Salvador, hearing aid powder. But instead of putting it in his ears, he put it on his food. Tasted great, so he sold it. It started out horrible, but “Pasta with hearing aid powder” is not appetizing, so he started marketing it as “Pesto”, and it was a business bombshell. | |
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Lucky102
Posts : 1795 Join date : 2010-01-03
Location : Below the Forums Humor : I repeat things for Emphasis. EMPHASIS!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:13 am | |
| Since BC is Before Christ, and AD is After Christ, then BBCAAD(Between BC and AD) is when Christ was on earth. | |
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trexeric Domo
Posts : 460 Join date : 2010-05-07
Location : Lotus Sanctuary Humor : Everything, Yet Nothing
| Subject: Re: False Facts Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:45 pm | |
| The common chimp has 5 times more brainpower than the average human. | |
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Stocking Anarchy
Posts : 1593 Join date : 2010-06-29
Location : Daten City Humor : yellow triangles, wut
| Subject: Re: False Facts Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:46 pm | |
| "Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis." | |
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UBFunkaneer Mega Member
Posts : 1249 Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Milla Vanilla. Oh Ritta. -- Medium Richard Humor : Esta frase es en español.
| Subject: Re: False Facts Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:14 pm | |
| - M wrote:
- Since BC is Before Christ, and AD is After Christ, then BBCAAD(Between BC and AD) is when Christ was on earth.
AD is Ano Dominero, not After Death. (That's true.) | |
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Stocking Anarchy
Posts : 1593 Join date : 2010-06-29
Location : Daten City Humor : yellow triangles, wut
| Subject: Re: False Facts Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:45 pm | |
| "The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere." | |
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UBFunkaneer Mega Member
Posts : 1249 Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Milla Vanilla. Oh Ritta. -- Medium Richard Humor : Esta frase es en español.
| Subject: Re: False Facts Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:55 pm | |
| He can't rady my Poker Face. (P.S. Epic, Mr. Funkyman has the exact same avatar on RU FUNKEY?) | |
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Stocking Anarchy
Posts : 1593 Join date : 2010-06-29
Location : Daten City Humor : yellow triangles, wut
| Subject: Re: False Facts Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:28 am | |
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Rayman
Posts : 808 Join date : 2010-01-22
Location : Elmore High Humor : FISH SLAP!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:28 am | |
| Paper can also be made from cat litter. | |
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trexeric Domo
Posts : 460 Join date : 2010-05-07
Location : Lotus Sanctuary Humor : Everything, Yet Nothing
| Subject: Re: False Facts Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:47 pm | |
| The Earth is a million miles around (the equator). | |
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UBFunkaneer Mega Member
Posts : 1249 Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Milla Vanilla. Oh Ritta. -- Medium Richard Humor : Esta frase es en español.
| Subject: Re: False Facts Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:26 pm | |
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Rayman
Posts : 808 Join date : 2010-01-22
Location : Elmore High Humor : FISH SLAP!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:39 pm | |
| ^ It really is legal! My uncle downloaded TONS of games!
Dogs wag they're tail when they're bored or sad. | |
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Lucky102
Posts : 1795 Join date : 2010-01-03
Location : Below the Forums Humor : I repeat things for Emphasis. EMPHASIS!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:28 pm | |
| Valve doesn't use steam as its game-delivery system. | |
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UBFunkaneer Mega Member
Posts : 1249 Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Milla Vanilla. Oh Ritta. -- Medium Richard Humor : Esta frase es en español.
| Subject: Re: False Facts Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:54 am | |
| Sorry, but it really doesn't seem legal to me. It seems just like LimeWire but with games. And LimeWire is illegal. Many cities in the United States have an emergency statue fund, for when they need to make a statue really bad. | |
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trexeric Domo
Posts : 460 Join date : 2010-05-07
Location : Lotus Sanctuary Humor : Everything, Yet Nothing
| Subject: Re: False Facts Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:16 am | |
| There are more people in Australia than kangaroos. If humans let all the kangaroos (Australian and zoo) into Asia, there would be twice as many kangaroos than humans in Asia. | |
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Rayman
Posts : 808 Join date : 2010-01-22
Location : Elmore High Humor : FISH SLAP!
| Subject: Re: False Facts Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:37 pm | |
| In 1908, a worldwide alert was called when a congressman's fish died. | |
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