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PostSubject: False Facts   Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:08 am

In here, we post facts that sound just plain farfetched and untrue, like the ones from the Fact Core in Portal 2. It's simple. Here's an example of a few.

Fact Core: "Fact: Space does not exist."
Sakuya Izayoi: "We don't use Meiling as a gatekeepeer for the Scarlet Devil Mansion. We use garden gnomes instead."
Scout: "Pancakes were invented by cavemen by squashing rocks into flat surfaces."

Ok, let's go.

"The square root of rope is string."


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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:47 pm

the baby in toy story 3 is real!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:15 am

"The Saxxy Award Trophy is not actually made of 100% Australium gold. It is in fact metal painted in gold coating."
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:11 pm

"The world ended back in the New Millennium, and you were just born on a different planet called Earth that's a copy of original Earth."

WAT?

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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:37 pm

Columbus discovered America (it was Leif Eriksson)
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:17 pm

"Half Life 2 Episode 3 will not be delayed. All you have to do to stop delaying it is to keep making fat jokes about Gabe Newell."
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:51 pm

tht was mean
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:53 am

"You will never go to space."
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:04 pm

Only 300 Greeks faced tens of thousands of Persians.
In real life, about a thousand Greeks fought against tens of thousands of Persians. Soon, only about 500 Greeks were left, including 300 Spartans (that's were the legend came from)
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:06 pm

Baby Carriages were invented in Italy, but instead of putting a baby in them, a fisherman put a fresh caught flounder in it.

In the 1500s, if a married man flirted with another woman, he was called "a ship in a bottle".
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:15 pm

Bananas are the future phones.

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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:41 pm

In the 1930s, it was common law for a cow to be in a hotel room at all times.
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:11 am

Macaroni and Cheese will be replaced by Rotini and Ketchup.

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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:28 am

In the middle ages, people called 'Malchatetamenions' were the creators of the Black Death.
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:21 pm

The first girl scouts sold toilets.
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:45 pm

"Bob" means computer in Latin
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:51 pm

Aliens are Living in your toaster.

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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:25 pm

When Alexander the Great conquered his empire, he name a single city Alexandria. He was that humble. (In real life, he named A LOT of cities after himself. Yes, he was that humble.)
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:07 am

The Xbox360 is the worst thing ever.

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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:23 pm

In the 1990s, it was a custom for a child's first christmas gift to be dental floss.
(Yeah, that was the same age where the most famous one-hit wonders were "I'm Too Sexy" and "I Like Big Butts")

Today is Dumm Urlaub, the day for the headless boys.
(In reality, Dumm Urlaub means "Dumb Holiday")
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:50 pm

This New Theme Isn't Awesome.

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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:08 pm

During the 1700s, wealthy families called their god "Mr. Williams"
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:17 pm

OMG means "Oh,My Grandmother!"

(Actually that would be O,MG)

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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:49 pm

Spain and Portgual went to war in 1566 for if it was "Cheese & Macaroni" or "Macaroni & Cheese"
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PostSubject: Re: False Facts   Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:23 pm

In 1066, William the Conqueror invaded Belgium in search for the perfect waffle.
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