Chuck Norris Facts

Anyone know what Chuck Norris facts are? They're fun, yet odd facts about a man named Chuck Norris. Share some here.

Chuck Norris doesn't lose The Game; The Game loses Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes into the water; he doesn't get wet. Instead, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris was originally programmed to be in Street Fighter 2; but was removed because every button you press, he does a roundhouse kick. When we reported this glitch to Chuck Norris, he said "That's no glitch."
Ditto cannot Transform into Chuck Norris; there can only be one Chuck Norris.

LOL!

Here's some more:

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can watch 60 Minutes in 30 minutes.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN Believe it's not butter.
Jesus Christ walks on water; Chuck Norris swims on land.

EpicFunkey's Charizardtwo wrote:

Jesus Christ walks on water; Chuck Norris swims on land.

Uuuumm....I have to question that one.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

EpicFunkey's Charizardtwo wrote:

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

ODD!!

America is not a democracy; in fact, it's a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris is the only man to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

There was this one movie that was going to be called, Aliens and Predators Vs. Chuck Norris, but the movie makers changed it to Aliens and Predators, because they knew that people didn't want to see a movie that only lasted 14 seconds.

Theswampert wrote:

There was this one movie that was going to be called, Aliens and Predators Vs. Chuck Norris, but the movie makers changed it to Aliens and Predators, because they knew that people didn't want to see a movie that only lasted 14 seconds.

Lol!

i like these

Some people wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.

Lol!

-Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.
-Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
-Chuck Norris SHOULD be dead, but the Grim Reaper is too scared to bring him to death.
-When Chuck Norris takes a shower, he doesn't turn it on. He stares at it until it cries.
-Chuck Norris can divide by ZERO.
-Chuck Norris counted to Infinite-TWICE!

HERES THE BEST ONE SO FAR:
CHUCK NORRIS LIKES HIS MEAT SO RARE HE ONLY EAT UNICORNS

You deserve a medal, djrios! XD

i do

LOL.

I didn't get that one..... Could some explain, please?


-People will say, "I was scared to death!" Death says, "I was scared to Chuck Norris!"
-Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
-Chuck Norris was cast for Braveheart, but then it would have only been a 7-minute movie!
-Chuck Norris sees the dentist twice a month to remove 2 Jawbreakers from his mouth.
-Chuck Norris can get a Black Jack in one card.


This is one most of you guys should know.

-Chuck Norris has been to Mars.....that's why there is no life there!

-You can't spell Chuck Norris backwards because halfway through he'll kick you.

Lol, would the same apply if right now I said Chuc-OOPS! Better not try it! (I was about to say his name and get roundhouse kicked!)


-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesn't push up. He pushes the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris doesn't get Frostbite. He bites frost.
-Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
-Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
-Fear fears nothing itself....except Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris doesn't die. Death Chuck Norrises.

Lolwut?