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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:20 am

Anyone know what Chuck Norris facts are? They're fun, yet odd facts about a man named Chuck Norris. Share some here.

Chuck Norris doesn't lose The Game; The Game loses Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes into the water; he doesn't get wet. Instead, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris was originally programmed to be in Street Fighter 2; but was removed because every button you press, he does a roundhouse kick. When we reported this glitch to Chuck Norris, he said "That's no glitch."
Ditto cannot Transform into Chuck Norris; there can only be one Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:15 am

LOL!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:20 am

Here's some more:

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can watch 60 Minutes in 30 minutes.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN Believe it's not butter.
Jesus Christ walks on water; Chuck Norris swims on land.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:26 pm

EpicFunkey's Charizardtwo wrote:
Jesus Christ walks on water; Chuck Norris swims on land.

Uuuumm....I have to question that one. scratch

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:27 pm

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:18 pm

EpicFunkey's Charizardtwo wrote:
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

lol! ODD!!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:27 pm

America is not a democracy; in fact, it's a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris is the only man to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:39 pm

There was this one movie that was going to be called, Aliens and Predators Vs. Chuck Norris, but the movie makers changed it to Aliens and Predators, because they knew that people didn't want to see a movie that only lasted 14 seconds.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:51 pm

Theswampert wrote:
There was this one movie that was going to be called, Aliens and Predators Vs. Chuck Norris, but the movie makers changed it to Aliens and Predators, because they knew that people didn't want to see a movie that only lasted 14 seconds.

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:36 pm

i like these
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:03 am

Some people wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:18 pm

Lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:16 am

-Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.
-Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry. Sad
-Chuck Norris SHOULD be dead, but the Grim Reaper is too scared to bring him to death.
-When Chuck Norris takes a shower, he doesn't turn it on. He stares at it until it cries. Sad Sad
-Chuck Norris can divide by ZERO.
-Chuck Norris counted to Infinite-TWICE!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:55 pm

HERES THE BEST ONE SO FAR:
CHUCK NORRIS LIKES HIS MEAT SO RARE HE ONLY EAT UNICORNS
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:11 am

You deserve a medal, djrios! XD
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:14 am

i do Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:19 am

LOL.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:27 pm

I didn't get that one.....confused Could some explain, please? pale


-People will say, "I was scared to death!" Death says, "I was scared to Chuck Norris!" affraid
-Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
-Chuck Norris was cast for Braveheart, but then it would have only been a 7-minute movie!
-Chuck Norris sees the dentist twice a month to remove 2 Jawbreakers from his mouth. Very Happy
-Chuck Norris can get a Black Jack in one card.


This is one most of you guys should know. What a Face

-Chuck Norris has been to Mars.....that's why there is no life there! alien

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:38 pm

-You can't spell Chuck Norris backwards because halfway through he'll kick you.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:48 pm

Lol, would the same apply if right now I said Chuc-OOPS! Better not try it! lol! lol! pale lol! (I was about to say his name and get roundhouse kicked!)


-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesn't push up. He pushes the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris doesn't get Frostbite. He bites frost. What a Face
-Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
-Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
-Fear fears nothing itself....except Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:05 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't die. Death Chuck Norrises.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:13 pm

Lolwut? lol!

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