Trapped in the Aperture Science Labs

GLaDOS: Welcome to Aperture Science Labs. I am afraid that you have been trapped here, and there is no way of escaping. I am GLaDOS, your guide in Aperture Science Labs. You'll be staying here forever; but no worries, you might live a great life here in the future.
RolePlay Manager: However there are rules

1. No arguing, especially when roleplaying.
2. All We.B.Funkeys rules apply here.
3. Under any circumstances should you excessively use ANY references to extreme violence and ANY blood and gore! Seriously, it makes people uncomfortable!
4. Have fun

Current players in Aperture Science Labs:
GLaDOSCompanionCube, GLaDOS (NPC), Luckyest

Oh- I'm here.

Me: Yay, another person!
Luckyest: Hi, Epic!
Me: I wonder how to get out of here...
GLaDOS: There's no getting outta here, remember, Epic?
Me: Oh, lol

Me: Hello?
Epic: ANOTHER PERSON!
Me: Ok....how did I get in here?

GLaDOS: We will eventually meet in the Test Chamber 01 to test your logical and athletic skills. Please meet there with your Aperture Science Handheld Portal Devices.

Portal Devices?

GLaDOS: Yes, Portal Devices. The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device allows you to create two portals from one place into another, as long as it is in the same room. There are two portals: the blue portal and the orange portal. You must create two portals to go from one place to another. If you make a third portal, one of the portals will be deleted, and the new portal will remain in action.
Luckyest: Ohh.