5 Word Story.

eat bacon every single day

he ate fried bacon bowties

but the bacon bowties turned

into a giant pie and

the world started to crumble

One day in a village, there was a big storm and the world had ended. Then God created it again. It was ruled by spambots and the forum defeated them. The forums were saved forever from the spambots and members worshipped the admin, the admin was proud. Because the admin survived so that the members were safe. But then Vendetta came and she made Charlotte fiends, causing the adimin to defeat fiends. But sadly he died because the fiends ate him, but a new admin was hired. He was like the old admin because he liked to eat bacon every single day. He ate fried bacon bowties, but the bacon bowties turned into a giant pie and the world started to crumble. Then 090901 ate the pie.

One day in a village, there was a big storm and the world had ended. Then God created it again. It was ruled by spambots and the forum defeated them. The forums were saved forever from the spambots and members worshipped the admin, the admin was proud. Because the admin survived so that the members were safe. But then Vendetta came and she made Charlotte fiends, causing the adimin to defeat fiends. But sadly he died because the fiends ate him, but a new admin was hired. He was like the old admin because he liked to eat bacon every single day. He ate fried bacon bowties, but the bacon bowties turned into a giant pie and the world started to crumble. Then 090901 ate the pie. Then the pie blew up

and left some baby cupcakes.

But the cupcakes were feral

and they forced the king

to smash the cupcakes rapidly

but the cupcakes were lies

and the king turned evil

so EpicFunkey summoned Primal Dialga

but he just got mad

(I don't know the "he.")

and the king got pwned

Then the whole kingdom freaked

and Chuck Norris was summoned

Chuck Norris proclaimed to everyone,

You guys are all awesome

and he kicked Primal Dialga

the cheeseman came to town

and gave away free gifts

But they forgot about Dialga

and it guarded the town

from anyone coming into it.

And the town was safe