Crush A wish Game

Uh, granted. Unfortunately, you forgot to wish for anything, so nothing turns to something, thus destroying time and space.

I wish time and space was mended back to the way it was!

Granted, But after it is you get mugged.

I wish I could spread my wings, and FFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Granted, but you hit the roof on the way up, knocking you back down to Earth.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. All the armies and navies and air forces and marines of the world are disbanded, so we are easily destroyed by alien invaders.


I wish for mosquitos to attack mean people.

Granted. But then world becomes a peace sign which makes everyone die. (I RAN OUT OF IDEAS)


I wish I could breath underwater.

Granted. You suffocate when you're on land.

I wish the holidays would've lasted a week longer... (school's back for me ¬_¬)

Granted. But you experience several near-death accidents and brutal injuries.

-insert wish corruption here-

I wish I knew how to make Sandvich IRL.

Granted, but the ingredients cost billions of dollars.

I wish the TAR-21 was going to be in MW3...

Granted. It ends up only being in the 1000000000000000000000 dollar edition.


I WISH THAT I WAS A STEGOSAURUS

Granted. You meet the same fate as the rest of the dinosaurs.

I wish Medic was sure if the Übercharge was going to work.

Granted. He's sure it WON'T work.

I wish for a taco sandwich.

Granted but you drop it.


I wish It was tomorrow so I could download IOS 5.

Granted. But you discover a giveaway for something awesome ended today.

I wish those days could come back once more.

(Look it up.)

Granted. They always come back, day after day, and you get sick of it.

I wish for... a giant Sandvich!

Granted, but it shrinks.

I wish someone would update to IOS 5 so I could use Imessage!

Granted, but it causes a complex chain reaction that shuts this website down.

I wish for a potato.

Granted, but It mysteriously vanishes.

I wish I didn't have anything going on tomorrow.

Granted. Your CPU breaks and your TV burns out so you are bored for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't a n00b at TF2

Granted. You're a mega n00b.

I wish for a karma chameleon.

Granted. It evolves into a Karma Charger.

I wish I myself was good at making dubstep tracks.

You are. But then you realize you plaigiarised the lyrics from this song.


I wish people would spell Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm properly.

Granted, but to grant this, I destroy all people who cannot spell Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, thus interfering with the delicate balance.

I wish that peanut butter was eliminated from Earth.

Granted. But it causes the planet's peanut supply to mutiply dramatically, and to cancel it out, more peanut butter must created than ever before.



I wish I was wavin' flag.

Granted. Soldiers see that you're surrendering, so you become a slave to them.

I wish that the demo for NFS: The Run was on the PC. :c

Granted. But it goes haywire.



I wish for a wire.

i wish i could meet justin bieber!!

Wish not granted for not granting my wish.

I wish you granted my wish.