False Facts

In here, we post facts that sound just plain farfetched and untrue, like the ones from the Fact Core in Portal 2. It's simple. Here's an example of a few.

Fact Core: "Fact: Space does not exist."
Sakuya Izayoi: "We don't use Meiling as a gatekeepeer for the Scarlet Devil Mansion. We use garden gnomes instead."
Scout: "Pancakes were invented by cavemen by squashing rocks into flat surfaces."

Ok, let's go.

"The square root of rope is string."

the baby in toy story 3 is real!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

"The Saxxy Award Trophy is not actually made of 100% Australium gold. It is in fact metal painted in gold coating."

"The world ended back in the New Millennium, and you were just born on a different planet called Earth that's a copy of original Earth."

WAT?

"I don't know, sir."

Columbus discovered America (it was Leif Eriksson)

"Half Life 2 Episode 3 will not be delayed. All you have to do to stop delaying it is to keep making fat jokes about Gabe Newell."

tht was mean

"You will never go to space."

Only 300 Greeks faced tens of thousands of Persians.
In real life, about a thousand Greeks fought against tens of thousands of Persians. Soon, only about 500 Greeks were left, including 300 Spartans (that's were the legend came from)

Baby Carriages were invented in Italy, but instead of putting a baby in them, a fisherman put a fresh caught flounder in it.

In the 1500s, if a married man flirted with another woman, he was called "a ship in a bottle".

Bananas are the future phones.

In the 1930s, it was common law for a cow to be in a hotel room at all times.

Macaroni and Cheese will be replaced by Rotini and Ketchup.

In the middle ages, people called 'Malchatetamenions' were the creators of the Black Death.

The first girl scouts sold toilets.

"Bob" means computer in Latin

Aliens are Living in your toaster.

When Alexander the Great conquered his empire, he name a single city Alexandria. He was that humble. (In real life, he named A LOT of cities after himself. Yes, he was that humble.)

The Xbox360 is the worst thing ever.

In the 1990s, it was a custom for a child's first christmas gift to be dental floss.
(Yeah, that was the same age where the most famous one-hit wonders were "I'm Too Sexy" and "I Like Big Butts")

Today is Dumm Urlaub, the day for the headless boys.
(In reality, Dumm Urlaub means "Dumb Holiday")

This New Theme Isn't Awesome.

During the 1700s, wealthy families called their god "Mr. Williams"

OMG means "Oh,My Grandmother!"

(Actually that would be O,MG)

Spain and Portgual went to war in 1566 for if it was "Cheese & Macaroni" or "Macaroni & Cheese"

In 1066, William the Conqueror invaded Belgium in search for the perfect waffle.